So here's the thing? Know anyone who has always been interested in performing comedy? Know anyone with a wicked delivery of jokes who you always thought could make the stage. Fancy a go at cracking some one liners yourself? Now's the chance.
Oi Oi! Does this band need any introduction? One of the most legendary bands in the history of British Rock n Roll, originally with genius front man Ian Dury. Half of us reading this will undoubtedly have 'Hit me with your Rhythm Stick' firmly imprinted on our minds.
Olivier-nominated Hattie Naylor has teamed up with Pickled Image once again, crafting a magical tale with an urgent environmental message.
Join resident artist and pianist Andy Nowak for this trilogy of JAZZ JAMS. Bring your instrument and your voice (regardless of experience) and play along to jazz standards and familiar tunes.
Find your Rainbow Panda energy and join us as we celebrate being little with the eclectic pop-punk outfit that are Poco Drom. You may have seen them at Womad in the kid's field rocking out to songs about animals - why? To get kids interested in music and animals.
Following on from his show-stopping performance with Tankus the Henge in Malmesbury last June, Jaz Delorean is back, this time alone with his piano.
TONY LAW one of most in-demand and much-loved club comics, headlining comedy clubs and festivals across the world, bringing half of his 4 and 5 star reviewed show from 2022 Edinburgh Fringe with half of his next show for the 2024 Fringe.
2 x theatre sessions for pre-schoolers and their grown-ups. Monday 5th February & Monday 11th March
Exploring the respective cultural caches of, on the one hand, a colossus of 19th century European art music and, on the other, a chameleon-like folk hero who achieved enormous popularity during the latter decades of the 20th century.
Demystifying the art of improvisation with our season three artist in residence Andy Nowak (pianist, composer, arranger, educator)
High octane and fiercely frenetic tunes inspired by Bulgarian folk dances contrast with dark and mysterious soundscapes and melancholic and lyrical pieces. Odd Unit's first album is a weaving of vibrant and rich musical tapestry pieces.
Led by Sidney & Tristan from The Last Baguette, A Winter's Tail is a fun, relaxed play-along theatre adventure. Expect to play, move, watch and laugh.
Our Christmas Comedy night welcomes for the first time headliner Steve N. Allen who stars as a regular member of the news-desk team on Late Night Mash on UKTV/Dave; a show formerly known as The Mash Report.
DATE CHANGE - this show is now on Saturday 2nd December.
The brand new comedy from Spitz & Co (creators of Gloriator, Glorilla, and Les Gloriablès) - expect the usual mayhem and lots of audience interaction, plus all your favourite Elvis songs.
It Must be Love?! Here we are again with the annual pre Christmas Madness but instead, this time it's brought to you on the 'Wings of a Dove' from the guys and gals at 'Our House'.
Demystifying the art of improvisation with Andy Nowak.
And Gloryhole is back spreading laughter throughout Malmesbury with four wonderful nights throughout the season.
Our Man in the Field - London-based Roots/ Americana quintet delivered right to your door by Malmesbury Acoustic Sessions.
We are back and nothing says it better than with a bit of a knees up! Join us and the F'Lobsters at our Season 3 inaugural event and find out what we have planned for you between September 2023 and June 2024.
Off The Record #1 features DEBRA, Lynx Cane and Tony Bontana.
Theatre sessions for pre-schoolers and their grown-ups
Whether playing old-school trance classics or modern funky house, their live show knows no boundaries and will leave you amazed.
Rich soulful vocals, an eloquent and familiar Bristol drum n bass vibe interspersed with rockier sections, make this an accessible intro to new jazz aficionados.
Cut Capers have established themselves as go-to festival favourites, playing headline shows and main stage performances at some of the UK's biggest festivals including Glastonbury and Boomtown Fair.
With more live original music, silly songs, smutty shenanigans, perfunctory props, and hysterically historical horseplay, this promises to be (another) poorly researched lesson in Tudor history that you'll never forget.
Following on from our successful Gloryhole launch in December we are proud to announce Comedy Club night #2. With a great lineup of four comedians and tonight compered by Chris Norton Walker!
See our friends, see the sights, Feel alright! Long Players perform 'I Should Coco' and 'In It For The Money'
The Drystones with music from their brand new album + support from Songs From The Porch
The Selfish Giant is a magical show with powerful storytelling, captivating puppetry, enchanting music and a sprinkling of magic, that the whole family will love during half term.
It's party time folks - 2 of the best good-time bands in the business on one night - got to be a banger!
Join us for a spectacular start to the new Year with a meeting of Laws (Law and Lawton) in Malmesbury's historical and splendid Abbey.
With four acts plus an MC this will no doubt be the most fun you can get for under a tenner this side of Christmas. Read on dear friends ...
It's been two years since the Long Players last rocked the town hall and they are returning with all guns - and roses - blazing. It just has to be large.